I love sex with you
Do you think it's gonna change after we get married?
It doesn't have to
When i was 7, i loved bana pudding
I did I loved it I ate it every day
And then one morning, i woke up and i looked down and i realized i hated it
Is our sex life gonna be like that bana pudding?
I think my bana pudding has more staying power than you are used to
Come here Come here
Thank you
- For what? - For finding me
And for making me Feel so safe
so where are you headed today?
I have to go to the imperial
I have,um,a meeting with the caters, you know,final tweaks
Are you sure your father's gonna be okay with us getting married at his home?
No,daddy talks A big game and
Well, and he handles the money
But when it comes to ceremonies and holidays, he doesn't really have a say
That's mommy's department
It'll be fine Trust me
This wedding cannot take place It cannot
Well,it's tomorrow People are flying in from all over the world
It's all my fault
No,it was karen's idea to spy on simon
I let her do it
I let her wander into that den of inequity
Look,what do you want me to do?
We have to find a way out of it
Set up a meeting with simon elder
All right
- And,nick - Yeah
I find myself enthralled with our young houseguest wrenn
Yeah,you told me the other night
I wonder if you could arrange a - a luncheon for the three of us
Okay
And could you do one other thing?
Yeah,what's that? Could you please
Not show up?
Uh,w- do you think that's a good idea?
Why,is there something i should know? Tell me,please
- I'll set it up - Good Thank you
Manhattan had renewable energy 400 years ago
And we're ready to do it again
So you want me to build my biodiesel plant right here in new york city?
For starters
Well,it's a fine idea, senator
And your tax incentives are competitive,ms Lyons
And there's no way I'm signing with you
May i ask why exactly?
Ask your father He burned me in business deals
Oh,mr O'nnell-
twice,and he did it in a way a man doesn't forget,
In a way that made me want to come here and say no to you personally
Give your dad my best
I'll take care of this Mr O'connell
Mr O'connell Mis-
What? Not now
Mr O'connell,please Sir
Not interested
Sir,tripp darling and patrick darling have nothing to do with one another
I'm telling you, please reconsider
Why are you here?
It's my bro's office N'est pas?
He works for the people Me people
Was thattheevan o'connell? He's taller in person
I am not gonna let you Cost me another job
- this has gotta stop - Or start again
I'd rather eat glass Get a life
I have a life
Find a better way to spend it
- Hello - How are you?
You look like you're feeling better
I think i'm fine, but tripp keeps saying i can't leave until i'm 100%,so
Nobody suspects that we're meeting for coffee
So don't worry
Well,i'm not- i'm not worried I just,uh-
- listen,uh About the other night - Yeah
I don't normally kiss guys i just met just so you know
I hadn't drawn any conclusions
But it was nice You're very sweet
- He is sweet,isn't he? - Lisa
Uh,you remember wrenn from
Yes,from my battle royale with karen How could i forget?
Sorry to break up the sweetness
You brought her here, to our place?
You know what? Um, i can go if you two-
- No - No
No,stay,please It's a free country,obviously
I e-mailed you ki's midterm grades
Her teachers says she's a little distracted,
But i will let you two get back to your conversation
Lisa
It's nice to know mourning our marriage
hasn't gotten in the way of your dating
- Lisa - Don't,Just don't
Oh,pardon me
Jeremy,it's me
I have auestion,and it's not a question because you don't have a choice
So listen up
Wrenn is not what she appears to be
I- i c- i can feel it in my bones
- Letia- - don't you "letitia" me
Your father used to say it just like that
I have a-a gold digger sinking her claws into my marriage
I think that you are being a little dramatic
Dramatic?
I heard tripp tell you that girl has him thinking he can do better than me
I heard it
Three friends of mine
have lost their husbands to women like this in the last six months
I will not join the ranks of the deserted
I will not die alone
Okay,what do you want me to do?
I want you to,i don't
Do some checking, see if she has a criminal record
- In all seriousness? - What?
You hit the woman with a car
Initiating a background check On her on the heels of that
could start to look like harassment
There's nothing to be done
Oh,well Merci beaucoup
Oh,oh,and just,um, so you know,nick,
jeremy apparently has invited your wife to karen's wedding
I advised him against it, of course,for your sake
But There was nothing to be done
What's on your mind,boys? I can't wait to find out
It's blank
Fill it in with whatever figure you think is appropriate
And walk away from karen
Uh,no I'm not interested
Get off your high horse, mr Elder
A man of your ilk has a price for everything
Uh,money Is not what i want
We're listening
I have what is most valuable to you
And you have what is most valuable to me
The company
Your company for your daughter
You sell me all of your shares- all of 'em-
Voting rights, at a fair market value, and i'll call off the wedding
Nick
Okay,then I'm sorry I thought you loved karen I guess i was mistaken
You obnoxious,little piddling son of a bitch
Hey,hey,no one talks to me that way, not in my house, not anywhere
Nick
I know it hurts to lose her,nick
But i tell you what, i'll make sure she throws the bouquet in your direction
Okay?
lisa's just trying to make you jealous
You should take it as a compliment
Well,i feel like i'm in junior high school again
I remember a time not so long ago, my problems were more adult
Well We're all back in the eighth grade when we're in love with somebody
Yeah That's for sure
What? What's so funny?
Speaking of the eighth grade Tripp wanted me to
Set up a lunch with you
- Just him and me? - Privately,yeah
Why would he want to have a private lunch?
- Isn't it obvious? - Oh,my god That's
He's sweet, but i just don't see him like that
It's a good day all around,huh?
- Okay How about this? - Okay,what?
To solve everyone's problems,why don't you bring me?
To the wedding?
I don't know What about tripp?
I'll talk to him at the wedding, make my feelings clear
Come on You and me together, you know we'll have fun
Even the family lawyer can't deny that
All right You got me Let's do it
Okay
I'll be blunt The news isn't good
Your body isn't responding as we'd hoped
Why don't you just say what you friggin' mean?
Brian
The cancer has spread Considerably I'm sorry
That can't be right, because
she's feeling better she has a lot of energy and
So just run the labs again
One of the risks of this drug is that it can mask the symptoms
Kind of a blessing in a way
- Then put her on something else - No
What do you mean,no? Just put her on something else!
No,brian I'm done
Why don't you two take your time and talk it over?
Andrea You have to
I don't have to do anything
All i wanted was to live my life as peacefully as possible
for the rest of my time
However long i have
And you talked me into this I did it I'm glad
And it's over
What are we gonna tell the shrimp?
I don't know
I must say, i'm a bit surprised
- You want a job In this office? - Certified
Whatever happened to you being a valet?
I got the public service bug
Your campaign was a watershed moment for me
You know,it made me realize that i have one life,
And i gotta find a better way to spend it
You don't really want a job here
I do Dude,i crave employment
No You just want to be closer to her
Nola?
Survey says
She is miles behind me, light-years
- You're sure about that? - Look
I just want to do my part to make new york and america
a little bit cooler for everyone
I'd like to think you really mean that
Dude,i'm your man
How is our patient, wrenn,feeling?
She's coming along
Well,that's good Did you make the arrangements for our luncheon?
- No,not yet - Oh,get it done,will you?
I really need that little diversion to take my mind off this
Damnable wedding
Why don't we ask wrenn to come to the wedding? That- that would please me
Well,she's already coming
Really?
I'm bringing her as my date
- As your date? - Yeah
Oh,i-i didn't realize the two of you had become fast friends
Well,it's basically just that at this point- friends I
Which why i didn't- i didn't tell you earlier, because-
Well I-i made it clear, didn't i?
Oh,yeah You did I - i just
- You know, i mean,you know - Okay No,fine Good
Tripp
It's all right,nick Actually,it's for the best There's my baby
Just a silly daydream gone
- Hi,daddy - Hello,sweetheart
Nick See you at the wedding?
- Yeah - Okay
Oh,and hey,don't worry I didn't put lisa at your table
I figured sitting next to your wife and her date could get kind of
Awkward So
Well,that's very thoughtful of you If you'll excuse me
- Daddy - Sit down,sweetheart
I just want to say thank you for letting me have the wedding here
I mean,i know there's- there's still a part of you that doesn't trust simon
A part of me?
He makes me feel safe, daddy
Look,i don't expect you to be completely happy about this right now,
Okay? Or,well,okay,ever
But i love him,daddy
And in the way that you've always wanted for me, he loves me,too He does
- He does? - He does
Well
I'll do my best,darling
Thank you,daddy
Hello
It's tripp
I want you to go see simon elder
And do what?
Tell him he has a deal
Nick Come on in
What do you want?
You've got a deal
Ah,and what deal do have exactly?
Tripp is prepared to sell you his controlling stake in darling enterprises
in exchange for calling off the wedding
The old man saw the wisdom
I'm almost impressed
- All right I'll call it off - Good
As soon as tripp transfers his shares into my account
Wait a second
Clearly,a deal like this will take days to complete,weeks
The ceremony's in four hours
Is it that soon?
I gotta start getting dressed
Come on,nick You didn't think i was gonna leave karen darling at the altar,
Break her little heart in two just because you walked in here and shook my hand?
Listen,you work fast,
because until this deal is done,Until darling enterprises is mine,
the wedding's on
Are you lost?
Baby,i'm working Like you,i is now on the federal dime
Speak english
I'm the senator's new General-assignment office assistant
salary grade gs-1
I took your advice Found a better way to spend my life
I won't do "charlie rose" again Oh,no,no,no
He dazzles you with that carolina charm,The next thing you know
you're talking about how you used to Walk around in your mommy's high heels
Um,nola,any suggestions for how to get o'connell back to the table
Before we lose another 100,000 jobs to california?
Get a new father
I have- i have an idea
No,you don't Patrick,a word
Does the name billy carter mean anything to you?
Roger clinton?
Your brother is a piece of baggage you cannot take on this trip to washington
He just needs some direction in life
Okay, the only direction he needs is out the door
Jeremy shows up drunk and disorderly in the tabloids every week
His taste in women runs the gamut from
eurotrash b-listers to anorexic pop stars
- To you - I was the exception that proves the rule
Listen,we need you to be taken seriously
And pork barreling your brother Before you've even taken the oath is just silly
Nola, it's only his first day
Patrick,i'll make it easy for you It's jeremy or me Your choice
A,All right, all right I'll I'll fire him
Great
Well,that's an interesting wardrobe choice
Oh,yeah I'm changing at the imperial Unless you want me like this
Uh,excuse me I've gotta get that Let me check it
You're working on our wedding day? Romantic
It'll just take a second
Is everything okay?
Is the world still safe for billionaires?
Yeah
- No complaints - Okay
You Are beautiful
And i love you And i can't
I can't wait to be your husband
Well,you don't have to wait much longer
I gotta head over I gotta go
I'll see you in a couple of hours
You know you will
The bank called The deal's done It'll hit the wires any minute
Good Well,we better start making calls
- People are waiting to hear from us - Right
If my observation of the man is correct
Mr Elder will not have the guts to tell karen
So i guess it'll be down to me
If it's all right with you, i'll tell her
Okay Thanks,nick
Oh,hey,nick It's not a good time I'm kinda gettin' married here
- Karen,can we talk? - Yeah
Alone
Okay,girls
What's cookin'? Sorry
I think you might want to sit back down
Okay,nick,you know, i've- i've played this scene in my head a million times,
Of you coming in here and talking to me, and
You telling me that you're gonna whisk me off to some
- I don't know - this is not that scene
- I know - I wish it were, but it's not
Okay,so what's the matter?
You're not getting married to simon today
That's
Are Are you s-sure you're not whisking me away here?
- I'm not - Because that would be
- Better - I'm not
What happened?
Simon offered to call off the wedding
In exchange for majority control of darling enterprises
And your father took him up on it
- I'm sorry - Don't be sorry
What g- what girl wouldn't be thrilled to know she's worth 20- $20 billion?
- That's a lot- - more
- Nick - Yeah
You didn't have anything to do with this,did you?
- Get out - Karen-
get out!
pillowhead! My man
Jeremy darling in a suit
- Oh,what's up? - What's up?
What the hell are you dog here? It's a little on the early side
Well,i'm kinda on a sched
I gotta get to my big sister's fifth wedding
What do you need,tunes?
We need to talk,my brother
Well, all right What can i do for you?
Well,it's more what can we do for each other?
You shouldn't play with fire
Who the hell are you, smokey the bear?
It makes the polish softer
Hey,i'm just kidding
You can be smokey the bear if you want
Hey,what's the matter?
Is mommy going to die?
Why would you say that?
Because she's sick
Who told you that?
I listened on the phone when she was talking to the doctor
Well,that's what you get for eavesdropping,rumsfeld-
Inaccurate information
But she is sick
Yeah She's sick
But she's not gonna die
You're lying
Hey,have i ever lied to you?
- Yes - Listen to me
Mommy is not gonna die You understand?
Everything's gonna be just fine
You look hot
Jeremy,i am here to make my husband jealous, not to get you aroused Got it?
- Got it - Good
And thank you
Thanks again for coming with me
Happy to
if for no other reason than to witness the removal of your brother
as hanger-on in chief
Great shoes,by the way
Piece of advice,senator When we get to d c
Don't mention women's shoes
How could you promise him i was gonna be okay?
- I just wanted him to feel safe - Great
Now when i die, he'll feel even more unsafe and know that his dad is a liar
- Look,you are not gonna die - Yes,i am
- Grow up and accept it - No
You can't die
I need you I love you
You love me?
You'll do anything To win an argument
Good afternoon
If you'll all excuse me, i am sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
But the schedule has changed, and there will no longer be a wedding today
On behalf of the bride and groom, i apologize
Uh,wait a second
Yes,there is
What are you doing?
- Andrea - Get up
No Listen
Ever since i met you
I've felt drawn to you, so much that it makes me friggin' hate you sometimes
Because i don't like needing anybody
But i do need you I do
You're the mother of my son
And i want you to be my wife
So what do you say?
I do
Then by the power vested in me by the state of new york
I now pronounce you husband and wife
Tripp darling got emotional, and emotion is bad for business
We're in serious trouble, simon, and getting worse by the minute
- What are you talking about? - Here
See for yourself
It's been a roller-coaster day for darling enterprises
The blue chip surged in early trading on news of a takeover
- by billionaire simon elder - Yeah,so?
- Keep watching - Then plummeted
when dozens of c e o s announced they were canceling their contracts with the company
One star research analyst has already published a note to investors
That she believes simon elder's new company may face
- a serious liquidity cris in the coming weeks - What the hell happened?
He must have planned this from the beginning
You're a losing $100 million an hour,sir
Suddenly be forced to file for bankruptcy protection?
Is d e stock now worthless?
No word yet from simon elder
- Shut it off - As to how these developments are sitting with the techno magnate
- We'll be bringing you up-to-the-minute updates - Shut it off!
I'm trying,sir
nobody leaves this room until we put this company back together
What are you doing here? What,d- did you- did you come to gloat?
I guess this was all a part of daddy's plan all along,right?
Well,congratulations
You can take the girl out of the darlings, but you can't take the darling out of the girl
How dare you accuse me of anything
I gave myself to you more fully and more freely than i've ever given to anyone
And you traded me away for what, for shares in a company?
Hey,look on the bright side
At least now you're free for nick
Oh,simon
You don't get it, do you?
All i wanted was you
You're quiet Are you okay?
I'm happy It's unfamiliar
You're gonna have to tell brian the truth
We're only married 18 minutes, you're already nagging me?
I don't think i can do it
Which is exactly why you have to
I'm dying,brian
You have to learn how to communicate with him,
Even when it's hard, especially when it's hard
Let's just let him enjoy today,okay?
Jeremy,how's it going?
Hey,what can i do for you,chief?
I am ready,willing and able
- About that - You okay?
Jeremy,it's like this, and i really hate to have to do this here,but-
give that fella medal
Mr O'connell,what are you doing here?
Well,i said no to you in person
Figured i oughta come back to say yes
Yes?
Senator,i've decided to accept your offer,
and it was this young man that got me to change my mind
- J- jeremy? - Yeah
Really?
This is my son- d j pillowhead
What's up?
Mr O'connell What a surprise
Ms lyons
Things have,uh, been a little tough for me and my boy ever since,
Uh, my marriage fell apart with his mother
Fact of the matter is, we haven't talked to each other for,uh,over a year
I advised my buddy d j over here to give his old man a call
Reconcile
My son and i still have some work to do, but we're talking again
And you've got yourself a deal
- Well,wonderful - Fantastic
Our staff will work out the details
And thank you again, young man
He's a keeper
A keeper
You look lovely
Thank you
You're here with nick?
I am,yeah
Well,i've Often said on many occasions
Nick Is a lucky man
Actually,i think i'm the lucky one
Well
Whatever comes of it, i couldn't be more thrilled for the two of you
Truly
Well,i have to admit, you throw a mean hail mary
I had to
Youwere trying to get me fired
Get you fired,jeremy?
You barely even occur to me
Hello,team
Mind if i steal away my chief of staff for a little spin on the dance floor?
She's all yours
See you in the office, first thing monday
- We'll see about tuesday - Dig it
So tell me, what did tripp have to say?
He couldn't have been nicer
Why?
No reason
What nick sees in her, i'll never know
I have something to confess to you,my dear
What's that?
Upon first meeting wrenn
Getting to know her a little,
i allowed myself to reflect, for the first time,really,
In our 40 years, on what my life might be like with someone else
E could be your granddaughter
I know I know It's absurd
I even went so far as to ask Nick to arrange
A clandestine rendezvous A luncheon
But it- that never came to pass
But seeing her here this evening
put my escapade into perspective
And i felt that you should know that i discovered afresh
That you are the love of my life, and you always will be
Thank you Thank you
Thank you
- Mr Darling - Yes,clark
Simon elder's here He says it's urgent
You screwed me,old man
You sabotaged darling enterprises
Not at all Not at all
My friends,my colleagues
Are free to do business or to not do Business with whomever they please
But it is fascinating don't you find?
To see people operating on The basis of something other than
the pursuit of financial gain
The company is ruined- ruined
Well,if you're no longer inrested in controlling darling enterprises,
I will buy it back from you at its current market value
You think i'm gonna let you walk away with a 1-day, $10-billion profit?
Okay,half the company
At a 20% discount to yesterday's close
So that that way it would only be
$4 billion and change
And what,you and i will
Will be partners?
Ironic,isn't it?
What do you say? Deal?
- Wrenn, you bony little tramp - Excuse me?
How dare you show up at my daughter's wedding and throw yourself at my husband
- A man old enough to be- - i'm here with nick
Do you honestly think you're gonna steal my family
- No - My fortune?
No, i have no intention...
you think i would let that happen?
Okay,i-i didn't mean to hurt anyone
I know exactly what you meant to do
You planted yourself in front of my car
you insinuated yourself into my household
And you had every intention of stealing my husband from me,
And with him,my future and the future of my family
Get the hell out of my house Now!
Lost your date?
Lisa,let's- let's not do this here
I was Really asking
Do you rember the summer house?
What,the one that you and your family used to stay at when you were growing up?
Yeah
I was just thinking of this time
in college when me and my roommate drove all night to go there
And when we finally made it, it had been sold and torn down
There was nothing left
That's how i feel about us right now You know
We could drive all night and try and get back what we had, but it's...
It's gone It's just Gone
When i saw you and wrenn at the coffee shop, i was so jealous
So i brought jeremy tonight to make you jealous
But i don't feel jealous anymore I just feel
Sad
Yeah
It's fine
If you'll excuse me
- Wrenn,wait a minute - No I-i have to go
- Why,what happened? - I - i don't know
- I can't be here I can't be around... - Wait Just tell me what happened
I honestly don't know One second,i'm talking to tripp about you
Next thing i know
Letisha is accusing me of Coming to the wedding to steal her husband
You know,i made it very clear to tripp that it'syou i'm interested in
I mean,you're asking me what happened Why don't you tell me?
You know what? This started as an accident,and
Maybe it's best if we just leave it at that
So We're just done?
Just like that?
Listen,i would love to get to know you better, really
But existing around this family is Not easy
Trust me I-i know
Go And Don't look back
Tripp We need to talk,now
What the hell is going on?
Mr Elder has had a nasty case of buyer's remorse
So we're going to bail him out of his predicament
Congratulations
Did you enjoy owning darling enterprises for five hours?
Oh,no,no He's still going to be a major shareholder
I control 50% of the company, to be exact
What's going on,tripp?
Well,mr Elder and i have become partners
Which i-i guess also means that in addition to working for me,
you will also work for him
Well Clearly this is about me and wrenn
That's utter nonsense
It wasn't enough for you to blow up my chance
At a relationship with the woman You're gonna make me pay r it again?
Nick,your accusation is incomprehensible
Fine
I'll see both of you on monday morning
Karen,i am so sorry
Go to hell